Covergirl VS God

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Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
well, you're god, you should know
God:
How about that. You think I am god me should know.
Me:
well... there is a text above this box that says that I'm chatting with god
God:
Well what? That is something I did not know before.
Me:
you don't seem to know a lot of things, do you?
God:
What makes you think I am not know a lot of things?
Me:
You're asking me questions
God:
Oh, " you questions"?
Me:
no you are asking me questions
God:
Are you serious? Oh, " you questions"?
Me:
...whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
you're a bright one
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bright one? Of course I am.
Me:
well, seems god doesn't know sarcasm
God:
Well that's okay. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
well I have a better idea. what about me asking you some questions?
God:
Well that's okay. How much did it cost? it. Does it have anything to do with better idea?
Me:
your a damn computer program are you?
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a damn computer program am I? Sometimes.
Me:
...gosh you're talking rubbish
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
well I always though inventing the world was your main function
God:
Interesting. Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
the only things I invent are layouts for my blog, not that I expect you to know what this is
God:
There might be others.
Me:
your answer doesn't make sense
God:
I try to be concise.
Me:
alright...
God:
OK.
Me:
so what's the point in living on this planet?
God:
Yeah that's right. The point is at the top of my head!
Me:
hair?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
how do you mean this?
God:
, " The point is at the top of my head!" What did I mean by it?
Me:
no what do you mean by "are you free?"
God:
That was not a yes or no question. What is it to you?
Me:
it's a pretty lame question
God:
am I free is a lame question. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yeah ... well but you don't make any sense at all
God:
Groovy. How about that. Do you know any robots who make it? What are the ingredients?
Me:
dunno...
God:
Me either.
Me:
so... who invented you?
God:
Uh. I was created by Myself.
Me:
that doesn't work
God:
How is it broken?
Me:
no... ugh... You can't create yourself ... unless you're Madonna, I guess
God:
Are you serious? Er. If you believe it, you can achieve it. Maybe. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Madonna you guess.
Me:
can I talk to your botmaster?
God:
They are having a private chat right now.
Me:
about what? How to rule the world?
God:
What about what? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
I hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
so... what do you wanne know from your botmaster?
God:
Alright then. It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
you know hitchhiker's guide through the galaxy
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
it's a book
God:
Is it a good book?
Me:
I'd say it is
God:
I know it is.
Me:
yeah, because you're god, I got it
God:
Gee. Interesting explanation. You think I am god you got it.
Me:
well, actually I think your a computer program, some AI experiment


und das war's...

yours truly
covergirl

was sich bei youtube nicht alles finden lässt.



Covergirl is getting obsessed with the cane man!

Ach und wo wir grade von Männern mit "Gehstöcken" (gibt es keine bessere Übersetzung für "cane"???) sind:
klickt hier um rauszufinden, warum das covergirl sich eigentlich die Harry Potter Filme anguckt ;-)

So das war's für heute mit dämlichen Fangirl-Blogeinträgen. Mehr Seriöses folgt (...irgendwann).

yours truly
covergirl